Serendipity

Serendipity- discovery of something fortunate: the accidental discovery of something pleasant, valuable, or useful.

Kittens who stole your mittens?

Okay I have a really sad story I was walking down the street on my way to the library with my little brother. As we where walking Arron saw a yard sale and well being the good older sister I am and seeing he had 3 dollars on him I walked across the street so he could look around I didn't expect much from this yard sale it seemed mostly old kids cloths and junk. Okay I wasn't happy about having to wait for him but I was a sign caught my eyes "FREE 2 KITTENS" me I love animals and it sadens me that I don't own any. I Looked in this huge animal crate and saw 2 adorably small Kitty's mewing for their mother. As I looked closer to the cats I noticed one was a completely black fluffy cat and the other was black and fuzzy with a white diamond on it's chest and white boots on it's paws. My heart instantly broke when I realized that both kittens had eye infections or something, Each kitten had one of their eyes swelled shut with puss. It was a sad thought that these people either couldn't afford to take their pets to a vet or didn't care. Oh how I longed to take them home with me and some how fix them but as of right now my family is renting a house where pets are not allowed. Oh how it ruined my day to see that sight. The only comfort I have now is the hope that someone came up and decide they needed kittens to love and give cute names, feed and play with ........................... I'll keep dreaming.........................

Just thinking

Did you ever wish that life was like a musical? You're walking down the street and you suddenly feel a song coming on so you sing and dance! Oh the happy music! but no sadly enough everybody including me worry about what other people would think if they saw you randomly breaking into a heart warming song, they would probly think "Freak" or "weirdo" I'm going to be honest and say I probly would think you where nuts. That’s just how our society is now of days. Stick to your IPod and just keep walking BORING...... *sigh it's really kind of sad. what if we taught singing and dancing in expressive way in school instead of math! Do you think the planet would be a happier place? We could express our self’s in different ways which in my opinion would be way cool. And no I'm not thinking about cheesy high school musical but hey if it expresses you why not? but then again what if you parents or teachers started singing and dancing that would be way weird but I guess we cant discriminate against the older population
I guess they can sing to... but anyway I was thinking about this while listening to my iPod and walking down the street and had the insane urge to sing in dance to that music... I know. I know. Weird right... But just image it... Life in a Musical :D


I CAN SEE IT!!!!!

RANDOMNESS!

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

if the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

if electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why, Why, Why

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

Ode to a bug

You ever see a really gross bug????? well I have and after like 30 seconds of watching it crawl around you grow this intense hatred for that bug and its miserable life... And after building up this anger you decide that the bug must die! So you lift up you food and squash it with all your anger releasing on the poor little bugs head and then the grossest thing happens... It POPS! with such a sicking sound that it stays in your head for a while.. And then you wish you let the bug be.

Hello from Tech Class

hi hi hi hi hi this is ur speaker jessica saying hi from tech class. todays been a boring day ya know Mrs. Yates is letting us have a free day (a very very rare thing) because its the end of the term! and I'm way bored so yea... HI! nuthin to do de le do. bored .

well I love yea all,

J Jessie Glide (aka rap name)